A nice girl

John Stephen was eating some conversation hearts left over from Valentine's Day and asked me to read each one to him as he got to it.

"What's this one say?" he asked.

"Real Love," I answered.

"That's what you and me can do!" he told me.

"Oh yes, I definitely love you!" I confirmed.

Then he moved onto his next heart and asked me again. This one said "Marry Me" and again he thought it was a good idea for us to do.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Sweetheart, I'm already married. Do you know who I'm married to?" I asked him.

"Daddy!" he cheered. "I'll just marry William, then."

"I'm sorry, Lovey. You can't marry your brother," I informed him. "When you grow up, you can meet a nice girl who you really like, fall in love, and marry her."

"Like the Tooth Fairy?" he asked.